Something different from me and my usual ranting. Have fun and enjoy!
Article courtesy of JH Lim.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to
be a pig!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why
isn't the pig included here?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the
gov't pay for this research??)
Polar bears are left handed. (I'm sure glad somebody found that
out!)
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it
starves to death. ( So my ex-husband WAS a cockroach after
all!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home! What the....")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still
want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(hmmm...chocolate...doh!...not chocolate, not chocolate! BAD
DOG!)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people
like that.)
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your
face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm
and smack the jerk upside the head.
Article courtesy of JH Lim.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to
be a pig!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why
isn't the pig included here?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the
gov't pay for this research??)
Polar bears are left handed. (I'm sure glad somebody found that
out!)
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it
starves to death. ( So my ex-husband WAS a cockroach after
all!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home! What the....")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still
want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(hmmm...chocolate...doh!...not chocolate, not chocolate! BAD
DOG!)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people
like that.)
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your
face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm
and smack the jerk upside the head.
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