Series of Pissifying Events

As far as I remembered, I woke up from the right side of the bed.
But why is it I was tailed by series of unfortunate also pissifying events since the moment I stepped out from the house?!

1. My not-so-wonderful-and-gloomy day took off with my imbecile scooter not wanting to start. I tried really hard and long to activate the damned fucked up machine.
WHY AM I CURSING SO MUCH?
Because I just took it out from Bajaj's Centre (well known for its status as the international money sucker) who just leeched a total of 1200 rupees claiming that my battery and spark plug have been renewed.
So, as I was fuming away, I had to press the knob of electric starter, pulled the choker's trigger (felt like i almost broke it) and ramming the accelerator at the same time while hanging on to the brake so that the stupid bike wouldn't suddenly fly onto the road IF it miraculously woke up. DAMN.
If all those aren't enough to get my torso occupied, I finally had to kick start with all the above actions still implemented! *tears hair off head*
I was already late to class. 5minutes to class when i left the house, and with my scooter cooking up its attitude, I had ZERO time to lose. Felt like bursting out when I couldn't feel any Indian rupees in my jeans. OH CRAP!
................
Good enough, Ming planned on attending the class. I followed him. (he was late too lar...)


-see rainy season doesn't offer good prospects! Not even to me, an idealist who loves rain...-

2. Since I didn't have an umbrella with me, I was praying hard to Manipal's God of Rain in class not to release the sinister downpour. I have been a real good girl the past few days, no?
Yeah! Damn right! He obviously didn't give two shits about the measly lil girl who so badly wanted to walk to main ICICI bank about 500 metres away!
Nah... I wasn't silly enough to let the rain soaked me! That would made the God of Rain laugh his teeth off! I chose to wait till someone offered me a shade. Khairun was really sweet.... Thank you love =) Got an oto and went to the bank. The counter attendant was a biatch! Someone's gotta teach them office people some manners and probably a real hardcore and intensive lesson on HOW-TO-SMILE-YOUR-32-yellow-teeth to your customers!! Useless black skinned creatures!

3. Next on my eruption sequence-the dumb-fucked oto driver! To get to Swarnagiri Apartment (apparently it means Gold Mountain in their Hindi Language), I was nice enough to tell him to use the shorter way to get there before he made the U-turn to take an even LONGER route. BUT NO! Instead of thanking me while kneeling down and kissing my dirty, smelly, muddy and torn sneakers, he barked back at me:
"Take one big round, no?" And when any oto driver spits such words outta their Halitosis mouth it only means ONE THING! That is surcharge of $$$$$$$$$$$!!!! I paid 30 rupees in the end without any question. I was too beaten up to squeak anymore dissatisfaction! (20 rupees more I would have gotten to Udupi!)

Let me declare today as Indians condemning Day. Thus, any blacks who mess with me after this is sure going to bear the consequence of my earlier anger!

4. Upon reaching my house I was welcomed by my baby...He had to come down and pay my sucky smelly oto driver... Yeah, not a very romantic way to put it but who cares lar... (truly his smile does disintegrate my worries and grudges into ashes... However it, ONLY for less than a minute) Stomach strike began... I was so hungwie but I only manage to slouch into the kitchen... There I was thinking I would put myself at ease finally after feasting on the not so grand meal. Removing the lid of the pan, I was anticipating bottomless fried rice and VOILA! My stare was greeted with food enough to feed ONLY a pathetic sole refugee in WW2 concentrated camp. ARGHH!!!!!!! Immediately my temperature shoot up and I snapped!
Some insensitive people (whom i choose not to display HIS AND HER name because I am FUCKING SENSITIVE) do not know how to consider other's empty stomach while scooping for their 3rd servings! Ive had enough. This aint the very first time I was left with remnants of food like this!

Poor jimmy bear... He had to tolerate my mood swing from the moment i got back till he left for class... Sorry my dearest... I didn't mean it to let it all out on you... *hearts* And thanks for being there and embracing me throughout while sizzling off my wild inferno... ^^ Sigh...
I can never love anyone more... Love you.... <3

Only Love,
SueLyNn Tan... (14:57)
Currently listening to: Endless Rain -X japan

d' sky is cloudy today...

Here I am blogging again after a considerably long Hiatus. >.< style="font-style: italic;">Gengkai! Utsav (an anual big hit event which involves almost every resident on this lil intellectual hill top-Manipal) is just around the corner. *nods..nods...*
One more turn at the junction and we will reach there! Fck! Im so lame......... T.T

Since I'm in the 2nd senior batch after the lazy bum bum pig of btch 16, Tan and I are entrusted with piles and piles of paperwork, stage-work, "caht hai"-work (direct traslation: polish shoe in cantonese) and much kpc-work, we almost ended up being diagnosed with piles. FWT.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is: I AM FREAKING BUZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY!!!
*sad melancholy violin tune playing in the background*

There goes my whole of next week! Every single one who isn't sooo itchy-backside is gonna have HALF A DAY CLASS, whereas I have to be working my arse and piles off from 8am till 12am!!!! WTF!!!!!! *screams*

And ever since the day I was bestowed upon this infamous task as the CORE volunteer for Utsav, I have been feeling a lil not myself...Because I miss participating in events which require alot of practising for which I cannot sacrifice much time to dem... Events like the Vocal Hindi song with my group and even dancing... U know..., not being perasan lar, but being the sole Chinese on stage proudly serenading the Tempe crowd with their Bollywood song. Wudn't you feel good?

As I was watching those dancers practising today, I felt a stab in my heart... I wish I was one of them... *sigh*

To top it all of, I have to cabut my lower left wisdom tooth out! (the 3rd molar to be more specific) WHY? Because it is erupting in such a WRONG position! Threatening to collide and crash down the rest of my beautifully lined dental! Plus, the dentist found a n early stage of carries on my right 2nd Molar! URGH! How can I be so "sui"!

Enough of complaints.

P/s: I am growing fat too! My tummy can bounce slightly now! *grotesque! *

T.T
WAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSssssssssssssssssssss~ I dont want to grow fat!

Diary of "End of Jan 2007"

Am I emotional or what?

Even I can't say for sure myself...

My feelings have been fluctuating like an unstable KLSE graph...

Wait... I gotta trace back to the days I was suppose to blog but ended up not doing so...

24th Jan
Night intensive practice for anual day performance. A bit "kekok" pouring out my expression. >.<

25th Jan

Woke up too early for my sleeping schedule thanks to GB.

March past under the hot morning sun (im getting blacker) and soaked shoes in the flooded kmc greens. Beat Sotong and Andru though. Lolz.

Then off i went to udupi to get cloth for backdrop decoration with gaya kia. Ishkk.

Came back and was supposed to be at Chathiya Hall for the lunch ala prize giving ceremony. I slept through the afternoon... Haha. My name was called >.<

Woke up by 1.30, showered and perfumed my torso. Putt-putt-putt to valley view. Deco time. This time, the sun freaking singed my bulu-bulu roma!! Walao-eh~~~ Eyes oso one line only.

Thanks to those who came and helped out ie: Baveen, Bob, Tan, Thiru, Eng, Syam. Anson came when we were about to finish. Wtf wei.

Near 4.30 we finished the unplanned backdrop. Turned out: not-too-bad. Period. Wark. Rushed to Jun's house. And she did my hair. ONE HOUR I had to sit and bertapa. Result-oso not bad lar. A DIY locks, I shouldnt complain la, hor...?

Then right... was suppose to be in the hall by 6pm! Finished dat time oso 5.30 liao. Then have to take heels from gaya kia. Which i thanked god i took coz one side of my heels went MIA till today! wth again wei!

Came back 5.45 and rushed like hell. Aha~ no doubt i look cun k despite the fact that YES the slit carries an obscene length. I was late btw, trademark adee lar.

Sang on the stage. WOW~ I am pretty satisfied with my own performance on stage this time. For once the sound system didnt screw me up and for once I gained such confidence. WOOTS!

*Hops around in circle throwing confetti*

Congratulations to myself! Additional *pats pats on the head*

Blues as an after party... Had fun. Was tipsy.

Then... that was when things became different...
I have to get used to it, I guessed... Sigh...

-Will post all the pics in the next entry-

26th Jan

Kawat kaki. Another fun thing. ^^

During the stupid band slot, Kongkong zapped into my thoughts. Guess the stupid melody sounded like a bloody funeral song. I wasnt there for him... I didnt send him off... And I miss him... I havent adapted to the idea that when I go back... I will not see him anymore... No... i will not... It will not be the same anymore u know prony...

::posers posing::

::sangat panas::


::pic pic::

::LOOK at Ho's (rapist face) and sotong's expression (walaoeh) ::

:: the flower car. tell me it doesnt look like the funeral car. Only thing missing is the potrait infront::

::kirip, kirip, kirip, kanan kirip.. tomp tomp tomp~! ::

:: semangat adee, near the guest of honour, but in the end oso screwed up::

:: concentrate on ming! caught in action::

:: group pic::

Thoughts...

Interbatch events have came to an end finally. With yeah..., a very dissapointed defeat in football....
I wish I could say something to make all of them feel better... It must be real hard to accept the ugly truth...

I understand how it felt... The intercultural event was an example... We were so close... Only 200 points behind them. Chances are way much lower next year around. Its the truth. Too bad.

Anywayz, personally (privately actually. lolz, since i'm stating it in my blogpage) I would like to thank the whole of my batch for going all out to challenge our senior and junior mentally and physically. The co-operation vibe amongst us were really immense. Im grateful, im touched, im moved, i'm ya-da, ya-da, ya-da...

Things happened. Sucky or lovely? Preferably if one swallow them without much enquiry. Just to avoid more misery...

On the other hand, my words of hearty congratulation to our basketball team. They kind of like break the karma/ curse when they dribble their way up 1 point ahead and slam the game closed! Bagging THE 1st ever champion in sports event! You guys rock! Wohoo~ the best basketball I've ever watched even in comparison with SlamDunk yo. the TENSION! The suspense. Were stacked on top of each in pratically every second after the 1/4 of the game. Both team were doing really well. Haha, they did their homework lar. >.<

FINALLY!~ Scooter ---> Bike

People often tell us to attack those missions assigned by our inner self. Make them come true as fast as possible! like ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! and Pahk! pahk pahk!
One good reason: Life is too short for anyone to put wishes on-hold.

Ever since I came to India, I've actually progressed nourishing my ability! Do the impossible for the old-sulin, eh? ie: singing in public, jogging, sports, getting wasted, riding a bike!!

Tonight, is the night, watashi learnt how to ride a BIKE! Motorbike. Motorcycle. NOT scooter! The one with the troublesome clutch!!!! And unecessary gear switch and-and-and-and the awfully heavy 2-wheeled vehicle!!!!! Bah! I managed to pull it off somehow in the middle of the chilly chilly night outside the ever-so-not-popular crystal apartment road on Jimmy Hong's Red pulsar! (thanks for trusting me with ur bike -.-) 1st time experience on a pulsar dei! ^^

Ive been wanting to learn that for quite some time! And I started kicking off with my lovely Bubble scooty. An easy task, it was. Duh?! Any Tom, Dick and Harry, & Sara, Pussy and Mary would be able to manuvouere an automatic gear box car/motorbike easily. As far as my safety and me being a female is concerned and of course of NOT forgetting the fact that I AM A FEMALE (no lar... it was because i wanted to learn using the only blue pulsar bike available then, Andru restrained me from trying on HIS bike)

Aww~ my fire of desire was sizzled into ashes...
UNTIL, Jenoi promised to teach me a few months back. Man, i love u guys! Thanks jenoi, hia jong and ph!!! ^^,

It was fun! I encircled the taman crystal 2 times and i rode all the way back to Swarnagiri! Tak MATI ENJIN langsung!~ Terrer kan? KAN? KAN? KAN?

Bwahahahahaha~ IVE MADE IT! IVE DONE IT!
My next target is to fly a plane 0.O

Krohhhh~

p/s: I should think of what bike to buy soon you noe? since my bubble has been so commercialised that we have 2 more clones in manipal. Sooner, they might be just like blooming spring's flowers popping out everywhere. -.-

Wat the HECK! Helluva embarassing encounter!

What would you do if you woke up at 8.53 am when you have class at 9 am and you stay about 5minutes away from the lecture hall?

Let me tell you what I would do. Or rather, what I have done. Today.

Adrenaline RUSH!
Every action was triple the speed I normally perform! Both my housemates were aparently still sleeping soundly, infact one of them is STILL SLEEPING NOW!

After enough knocking/banging/hammering on their doors for several instances, I had no choice but to get out of the house. Scooter was not behaving, as usual. But I managed to get to the Lecture Hall as fast as possible (after multiple pit stops on the way)

Panted myself up 3 flights of stairs, taking 2 at a time (I would have taken 3 if my lower limbs were longer, you know.. >.< ) It was already 9.10 on my hp. And of course, intelligent excuses were hopping about in my brain while I was deciding on which to be presented to the lecturer I was about to face.

*god, I would give you anything if you made the lecturer's GIT on strike at the moment* thought sulin...

Reached the 2nd floor-NO sign of batchmates loitering around. NO sign of sleepy looking late-comers like me which I usually come across.

Well, THAT MEANS only one thing : I AM FREAKING LATE!

Without any second to lose, I sprinted across to the my classroom 2D (if i am not mistaken), peeped inside through the rectangular trasparent window on the door.
Saw a male lecturer, held the handle, took in a deep breath and *abrupt openning of the door*

(Basically, I barged in...)

My vision was still targetted on the lecturer standing on the elevated stage in front. (he wears a neatly trimmed moustache. haha) Trust me, he looked as dazed and perplexed as I was. >.<

Fine! Maybe hes one of the random new lecturer who frequently hibernates in the cabin.

I blurted out "sorry" with the best -I-am-horribly-sorry-and-i-seek-for-your-mercy+ forgiveness-look- I could present. Smiled innocently. And he still didnt make any gesture. -weird-

So, OBVIOUSLY, the next thing you do is, you turn to your supportive classmates to salvage for some stare/acknowledgement/ giggles that show consolation. -Aha-

TO MY heck of a HORROR!
I saw sea of white labcoats and unfamiliar faces staring agog at me. (btw, the class seemed a bit overcrowded) As far as i remember, there is no lab period till after lunch. -i think-

And then I saw Anand-the annoying yet charming talkative emcee, the supposedly superstar of batch 15.

I gasped!
(i remembered this clearly- i gasp while my palm flew to cover my mouth, man that was weird!)

Comprehension hit me like a thunderstruck, no.
I was still rooted at the opening of the classroom. Slowly, the sound of gigglings began to rouse. The intensity of whisperings increased.
My cheeks flushing and burning like I had my drop dead gorgeous crush caught me picking my nose. WTF.

I exchanegd a few more glances with the lecturer and I let go of the door handle.
*door closes*

GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!
In my heart, I was actually partially cursing myself for not dressing up.Plus my hair looks weird when i looked into the mirror earlier, while brushing my teeth. WTF!
But hey, I cannot help thinking like that k! Afterall, we are talking about the invincible, good looking batch 15 I was dealing with. My senior dei. WARK~!

Man, was I still blur wondering whether today's class has been cancelled or not.
(contemplating the fact that I attended a class that was cancelled last week and being crowned the blurrest class rep of the millenium) *sigh*

Then, the guy attendant came running to me pointing towards the classroom of btch 16. Mohandas was standing right in front of that classroom laughing at my funny action. I bet he saw the whole incident. Adding to my annoyance is that the attendant was also laughing: haha, hehe, hoho, eyore e-yore. *snort*
NOT funny k.DAMN IT!

Guess what, I could still ask mohandas: "This is batch 19, no?" pointing at the door (because i saw another labcoat figure entering the class before making a fool outta myself in front of the entire batch 15. And that labcoat figure was Dr. Mana. KRrrohh~)
What else? I increased his rate of laughter.

Entered the REAL class, said sorry for the second time.
My my hp started blinking.(thank god, my phone was on silent!)

-4 messages unread-

One frm Vino who claims that I looked like I was about to make a sudden announcement.
Anand who called me a drunkard.
Nilesh who thinks it was somehow sexy to enter batch 15 class in such fashionable way.
And Sook Mun - "the blurest person in the morning"

>.<


G-R-E-A-T. What a way to start my day.....

Love

Ming told Su kia that one has to love his/her bike/scooter/car. (scooter for me lar basically)

Since my scooter is Indianishly dirti-fied, I decided to bathe it la. Not bathe with it, you silly! Took me about 20 minutes la.
1st i soaped. then I watered. finally I wiped la.
But then hor, it is still wet. Wait for the wind to dry it la.

Wei... Im showing affection to IT ok.

Now, it is brand new, shiny, sparkly, bubbly, bouncy, spicy, masala-ey. watever lar.
Nice smwell oso.

Sienzzzz lalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunsweet

Do not treat Prunes as Snacks!
Do not eat Prunes unless constipation sets in to lock ur anus hole.
Do not eat half box of Sunsweet Prunes in 15 minutes without taking any meal!

........because the consequences are dreaful!
In exactly 2 hours! 120 minutes, the hollow stomach will start growling with a melodious tune cum Linkin Park summer concert. Then, uneasiness starts crawling from the upper part of stomach and the vibe travels down from one end of the Small Intestine to another end into the large bowel. With the intensity of vibe (drumming, knocking, pinching, clanking, churning etc,etc) somehow grow stronger at each bends of the Intestine.
*whisper* I wouldnt wanna imagine the number of bends throughout 6 metres length of Intestine. -.-

Gosh! In no time, you would be running in and out of toilet every split second.

(hold ya' breath and get ready with toilet paper)

Anyone with squatting toilet, prepare a support man! Coz when you are finally done, your calves and thigh will turn squabbly and they can give in to your weight any moment.

Trust me, IT IS JUST PLAIN SMELLY occurance! It ain't sunny nor sweet as the name indicate.

CRAP

C-R-A-P spells my mood for the day.
Apart from feeling the ultimatum of crappiness, nothing has succesfully entertained me!

*clap hands*
So, i am a crappy girl today!

TOP 5 crappy events of the week! :

disorientated.
juggling too many things at a time.
temporary and partially paralysed.
socially unstable.
pms.
i-dont-know-what-is-wrong.

miss swollen knee

A long legs i've got...

A liability i have to bear...

HOW MANY time am i going to detach my joint and loosen it so it can hang helplessly like a freaking impotent penis?! WTF!

But maybe! juz... maybe, it is a gift of an angel in disguised! Because the next time i hop to any shopping mall back home, I can legally and legislatively zoom and park at the "DISABLED" parking lot.

NO GUILT! NO second thoughts!

It is like really near to the elevator/escalator, right?! WOOTS! Plus, i dont have to go through the trouble encircling the multiple storey of basement over and over again searching for a pathetic lot.

(but well... that applies only if i can still walk >.<)

haih.... gosh! this is like the 5th time i sprain my antero medial of my knee joint!!!!

:: view from myself ::

:: with flash- looks bigger wor... ::

:: saw dat?! side view ::

:: aih... Sexay~ no more... T.T ::

Bubbly Scooty

My scooty has been discharged...

Personal Information

name : Bubble (nick named-mickey with white ears)

brand : Sapphire

plate number : Ka 20 L 1962

colour : Pearl White

accesories : HRC exoz pipe

owner : duh~!


I'll let the pictures do the talking then.

:: front view ::

:: side view ::

:: back view ::

:: da cool exoz ::