Check this out.
Sure will laugh ur ass off. >.<
http://www.betterloverseminar.com/desi_wife_catches_husband.php

Have you ever wondered...

Why is it that people say they "sleptlike a baby" when babies wake up everytwo hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, isit still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remotecontrol when we know the batteries areflat?

Why does someone believe you when yousay there are four billion stars, butcheck when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles fordeath by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with hischest, but ducks when you throw arevolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in theword "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parkingspaces for "normal" people at theSpecial Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outsidetoday and it's going to be twice ascold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to helpothers, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer thansingle ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moonbefore we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tallbuildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?

Who was the first person to look at acow and say, "I think I'll squeezethese pink dangly things here, anddrink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "Seethat chicken there... I'm gonna eat thenext thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a settingso high that could burn the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent humanbeing would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge andnot in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist whenasking for the time, but don'tpoint to their bum when they ask wherethe bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician,Gynaecologist leave the room when youget undressed if they are going to lookup there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Plutoremains on all fours? They're bothdogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons,does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on...

Did you ever notice that when you blowin a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a carride, he sticks his head out thewindow?

Does pushing the elevator button morethan once make it arrive faster?

extracted from Friendster Bulletin.

Wat the HECK! Helluva embarassing encounter!

What would you do if you woke up at 8.53 am when you have class at 9 am and you stay about 5minutes away from the lecture hall?

Let me tell you what I would do. Or rather, what I have done. Today.

Adrenaline RUSH!
Every action was triple the speed I normally perform! Both my housemates were aparently still sleeping soundly, infact one of them is STILL SLEEPING NOW!

After enough knocking/banging/hammering on their doors for several instances, I had no choice but to get out of the house. Scooter was not behaving, as usual. But I managed to get to the Lecture Hall as fast as possible (after multiple pit stops on the way)

Panted myself up 3 flights of stairs, taking 2 at a time (I would have taken 3 if my lower limbs were longer, you know.. >.< ) It was already 9.10 on my hp. And of course, intelligent excuses were hopping about in my brain while I was deciding on which to be presented to the lecturer I was about to face.

*god, I would give you anything if you made the lecturer's GIT on strike at the moment* thought sulin...

Reached the 2nd floor-NO sign of batchmates loitering around. NO sign of sleepy looking late-comers like me which I usually come across.

Well, THAT MEANS only one thing : I AM FREAKING LATE!

Without any second to lose, I sprinted across to the my classroom 2D (if i am not mistaken), peeped inside through the rectangular trasparent window on the door.
Saw a male lecturer, held the handle, took in a deep breath and *abrupt openning of the door*

(Basically, I barged in...)

My vision was still targetted on the lecturer standing on the elevated stage in front. (he wears a neatly trimmed moustache. haha) Trust me, he looked as dazed and perplexed as I was. >.<

Fine! Maybe hes one of the random new lecturer who frequently hibernates in the cabin.

I blurted out "sorry" with the best -I-am-horribly-sorry-and-i-seek-for-your-mercy+ forgiveness-look- I could present. Smiled innocently. And he still didnt make any gesture. -weird-

So, OBVIOUSLY, the next thing you do is, you turn to your supportive classmates to salvage for some stare/acknowledgement/ giggles that show consolation. -Aha-

TO MY heck of a HORROR!
I saw sea of white labcoats and unfamiliar faces staring agog at me. (btw, the class seemed a bit overcrowded) As far as i remember, there is no lab period till after lunch. -i think-

And then I saw Anand-the annoying yet charming talkative emcee, the supposedly superstar of batch 15.

I gasped!
(i remembered this clearly- i gasp while my palm flew to cover my mouth, man that was weird!)

Comprehension hit me like a thunderstruck, no.
I was still rooted at the opening of the classroom. Slowly, the sound of gigglings began to rouse. The intensity of whisperings increased.
My cheeks flushing and burning like I had my drop dead gorgeous crush caught me picking my nose. WTF.

I exchanegd a few more glances with the lecturer and I let go of the door handle.
*door closes*

GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!
In my heart, I was actually partially cursing myself for not dressing up.Plus my hair looks weird when i looked into the mirror earlier, while brushing my teeth. WTF!
But hey, I cannot help thinking like that k! Afterall, we are talking about the invincible, good looking batch 15 I was dealing with. My senior dei. WARK~!

Man, was I still blur wondering whether today's class has been cancelled or not.
(contemplating the fact that I attended a class that was cancelled last week and being crowned the blurrest class rep of the millenium) *sigh*

Then, the guy attendant came running to me pointing towards the classroom of btch 16. Mohandas was standing right in front of that classroom laughing at my funny action. I bet he saw the whole incident. Adding to my annoyance is that the attendant was also laughing: haha, hehe, hoho, eyore e-yore. *snort*
NOT funny k.DAMN IT!

Guess what, I could still ask mohandas: "This is batch 19, no?" pointing at the door (because i saw another labcoat figure entering the class before making a fool outta myself in front of the entire batch 15. And that labcoat figure was Dr. Mana. KRrrohh~)
What else? I increased his rate of laughter.

Entered the REAL class, said sorry for the second time.
My my hp started blinking.(thank god, my phone was on silent!)

-4 messages unread-

One frm Vino who claims that I looked like I was about to make a sudden announcement.
Anand who called me a drunkard.
Nilesh who thinks it was somehow sexy to enter batch 15 class in such fashionable way.
And Sook Mun - "the blurest person in the morning"

>.<


G-R-E-A-T. What a way to start my day.....