Who is that Hot Stuff?

a spit of comments.
a groan of aches.
a moment to confuse.
a reason to fight.
a tear to trickle.
an antidote to laugh.
a lameness to feed on.

Its all in here!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Sunsweet


Do not treat Prunes as Snacks!
Do not eat Prunes unless constipation sets in to lock ur anus hole.
Do not eat half box of Sunsweet Prunes in 15 minutes without taking any meal!

........because the consequences are dreaful!
In exactly 2 hours! 120 minutes, the hollow stomach will start growling with a melodious tune cum Linkin Park summer concert. Then, uneasiness starts crawling from the upper part of stomach and the vibe travels down from one end of the Small Intestine to another end into the large bowel. With the intensity of vibe (drumming, knocking, pinching, clanking, churning etc,etc) somehow grow stronger at each bends of the Intestine.
*whisper* I wouldnt wanna imagine the number of bends throughout 6 metres length of Intestine. -.-

Gosh! In no time, you would be running in and out of toilet every split second.

(hold ya' breath and get ready with toilet paper)

Anyone with squatting toilet, prepare a support man! Coz when you are finally done, your calves and thigh will turn squabbly and they can give in to your weight any moment.

Trust me, IT IS JUST PLAIN SMELLY occurance! It ain't sunny nor sweet as the name indicate.

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