Why is it that people say they "sleptlike a baby" when babies wake up everytwo hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, isit still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remotecontrol when we know the batteries areflat?
Why does someone believe you when yousay there are four billion stars, butcheck when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles fordeath by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with hischest, but ducks when you throw arevolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in theword "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parkingspaces for "normal" people at theSpecial Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outsidetoday and it's going to be twice ascold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it's true that we are here to helpothers, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer thansingle ones or does it only seem longer?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moonbefore we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tallbuildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?
Who was the first person to look at acow and say, "I think I'll squeezethese pink dangly things here, anddrink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "Seethat chicken there... I'm gonna eat thenext thing that comes outta it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a settingso high that could burn the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent humanbeing would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge andnot in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist whenasking for the time, but don'tpoint to their bum when they ask wherethe bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician,Gynaecologist leave the room when youget undressed if they are going to lookup there anyway ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Plutoremains on all fours? They're bothdogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons,does morality come from morons ?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...
Did you ever notice that when you blowin a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a carride, he sticks his head out thewindow?
Does pushing the elevator button morethan once make it arrive faster?
extracted from Friendster Bulletin.
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