Ice blended Massala, Gobi, Aloo, Praatha??!!

Elo!

Yello!

Yaii~

Kawaii~

I was, I am and I alwayz will be one.

And so, whazzup wif india? Yesterday nite after dinner around 10 india time, me and wifey were stalked by one faggot indian! damn! It was pretty scary... Indian fella with white shirt (wait a min, it wuznt even white! Yellowishly grimy piece of filthy clothe!

Regret not having to listen to lepigroy's advice to carry with me a pepper spray wherever I go. Instead I told him my classic approach by getting those indian spices ie: massala as a self defence tool! It works too. ~i think~ Juz buy a packet and pour some in pepper container, bring along and sprinkle (WTH SPRINKLE????) at faggots if they come near me!

But, I figured out that wouldnt be too secured since India's air is too humid-fied and the moisture level is above ordinary. Thus, those spices might be damped by the time I find it useful... Thff~

Next on my blogging list, I AM 57.8kG!!!!! Im growing more and more humongous!!! Despite the fact that I still retain cuteness and hotness and the slenderness. So, what I am going to do is- COMFORT MYSELF by saying I HAVE HEAVY BONES. Who noes, i might have extra kg-s of nerves or structure exesscively somewhere.

Only Love,
Su-Lin, Tan (day dreaming in dreamland... @ 11.25 Indian time)

Let the Torture Begin. In the land of medicine....

I WANT to SCREAMMMMMMmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrgGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The only silent tormenting expression Su-Lin alias Dr.SHitty Tan can manage at freaking 3.15 in the morning due to the ascending tension....

*long monotonous sigh* continued by another tiring yawn.....

Why did I ever wanna get involved with medicine? Why did I even think of becoming a doctor? Why did I ever sign a lifetime contract on serving the human thus having to deal with lives?? WHY OH WHY?

Now my life evolves within the dilapilated 4 walls of the suckiest room ever. While my soul and brain revolves and fuses and anastamoses around ANATOMY, BIOCHEM and PHYSIOLOGY... Everyday, its basically the same old boring routine (eventhough I am YET to be sick and tired about the repetitative itenary each day....)

7am: wake up ->
8am: dissection(apply for monday to wednesday and friday) -->
10.00: breaktime(dat oso a kedekut punya half and hour. and by the time we are happily released from the hall, its already 10.10) thfff~ -->
10.30: B-o-r-i-n-g Lecture. YAWN #1. Yawn #2. Yawn #3.... 3/4 of the class will be dozing off including me. Half of the time, I will be brawling with my eyelids (figuratively of coz) trying to keep them open at least 0.000000005 cm! 15 minutes, I will be chewing on dashing minty flavoured gums by wringley buatan India while awaiting the effect of alertness to go tick off together with the passing seconds...
12.30: LUNCH! LUNCH! LUNCH! damn bersemangat especially to be the champion in getting outta the lecture hall and reach the famous food shop-The joints!
2.00: Back to class... Again the sleepiness will eventually overpower the so-called-resolute CONCENTRATION boosted during break. DAMN it.
*class.lectures."A" sounds like YAY, "L" sounds like YELL. EVERY WORD is difficult to make out though Im gifted and I was trained to speak and sound like an Indian. Their slang is too CUN-ted!
5.00: Yipee~ Lectures done for the day yet I cant call it a day off. Head to the onli India version of Coffee Bean/Starbucks - COFEE DAY and spend two hrs listening to murderous gempak Hindi song or repetition of Britney's Toxic and BSB Incomplete.

::STUDY and House Keeping all the way till dinner and after dinner THEN SLEEP::

THIS IS PATHETIC!!!!!!!! INDIA HAS GOT NO CHILLI SAUCE AND SOY SAUCE!!!! AND THEIR EGG SHELL IS WHITE IN COLOUR (kononye produced by ayam kampung)!!! NO FREAKING HOT WATER EVENTHOUGH HEATER is available! AND INDIANS ARE NOT ONLI OILY AND SMELLY (THERE, i am racist for once, so! WAT??!!!), THEY ARE SEXIST SIOT!!!!!!!

COnclusion: i still love India... (base on Negaraku tune)

"India aku...
Tanah Tumpahnya MUNTAHKU,
Saya hidup,
Berderai dan beku,
Rahmat malang,
Hantu kurniakan
Raja India,
Selamat disemadikan~"

Copyright Reserved: Dr.Shitty Tan. (4.00am india time, Shereen's room)

-WAT da heck am i doin at dis hour??? I have a test tomoro!!!!!

UpDATES! UPDATES! POTONG MAYAT!

ARGHHH!!!! I think this is the onli way to channel tension! Its building up! I can feel it coming! Shiat! Its 4.30 indian time here and I was just freaking released from classes! Of all classes! Histology lecturer is the champion to kill his student! I never knew there is such slow-demonstrator in the entire universe!

Common man! Its only the first day! It started of pretty well since we got our first proper look at "Kedava" aka Mr.Joe our dead body! It wuz Fun-tastic! Incision of the pectoral region, differentiating arteriol, veins and nerves, gulping down the sight of intestines overflowing outa the dissected body, and whoa.. our Mr. Joe owns huge groin! It looks damn hangus to me *giggles* We all had to handle all that at 8 in the morning. I secretly thanked Tuhan or Hantu that the dissection didn't corupt my nostril with overpowering formalin or any decayed odour~ YUCKS!

Anywayz, the extreme isn't about today's lecture or practical. I went Malpey beach for my first clubbing in India. (am I a medic student or wat?!) It wuz really cool! From the name itself, its obvious that the club is situated in the vicinity of beach. True enough, breathtaking sea view is just opposite the club! Took a 20 minutes ride in a white new Bettle-lookalike vechicle and of course it comes with AC, defined as Air CooL! Thff~ From the minute the dance floor started heating up, I danced till the end. Omitting the fact that those stoopid, donkey DJs played mostly techno and trance genres! DAMN IT! But it was fun though! =) DkNY, our tai lou for the new-formed Sushi Boys geng impressed me too much for his skill in shuffling! I was wayyy astounded! No doubt I have zero knowledge on the types of shuffling but I am pretty sure he is a damn great shuffler. *whisper.. prolly that's melbourne shuffle who noes?* AWwwww~ damn yau yeng punya tai lou! LOLZ!

So, clubbing in Malpey Beach lasted the whole night-from 9.45pm till 4am. All of them were stonning! Whereas me, I was exhausted and urmm... one of the sushi guy told me I walked like I wuz being raped by 10 guys after the massive dedicated dancing! Damn him! According to his sense of humour (which wasn't humorous at all), I would have been a very successful Sumo imitator if I were to walk like I had been raped by 100 ppl! The 16 of us reached our campus at around 6.30 (in India, it is day light, yet nobody dared to enter the hostel coz 3 of us kantoi. Navin "konged" and slept in the bus station! (man, I wish I can post the pic here!)

In the end, we-girls had to crept into our dorm while the guys ran like dogs up the stairs! Damn nice experience lar! I went back to shereen's room, bathed and changed into my nightie! Walked out into the campus street and every-friggin-body especially the ones in sari and dothis were staring at me! HEHEHEH~ i must have stunned them beyond words! Well..., I cudn't care less since I was too sleepy to be true~

And I was happy too! *beaming* Coz sumone gave me the assurance I have been waiting for months... Thanks a lot... Pig. Everything is destined... Though I alwayz believe fate is within the grasp of my palm..., Im sorry I cannot make any amendment to this particular fate...

Only Love,
Su-Lin, Tan...
(5.17pm Indian time- MAHE Library)

Touchdown In Yinindia~ (head shooking and protruding act)

INDIA! INDIA! The land of Ghandhi?

A week here and I havent face any weird difficulties. Am only annoyed with my room... Hostel with the name Sharadha.... I am amongst the lucky 5 to be alloted there. Staying there proves to be a little challenging coz, all I ever did in the room is being a Roaches-buster (I blardy killed two roaches so far, more number is expected to arrive in the near future). *long sigh....

Apart from that, me and my wifey make frequent visits to our "highly-respected", "passionate", patience chief warden who wrap a 10-inches high turban with beard too thick and long that one day u mite juz find bugs and roaches scurrying out of his beard!!! given the name of SOHAL. (sounds pretty obscene eh? try pronouncing it in cantonese and well... the rest are left said.) Think hes gonna get fed-up wif us gurls soon... But, sulin will never give up easily coz bugging his life means the chances for sulin to get out of sharada is brought up one notch higher in every visit. HURRAY! Im damn looking forward to packing and emptying the room into a better hostel. (STRESSING THE MILLIONTH time-AS LONG AS IM OUTTA SHARADA!)

Eh... I havent miss home a bit since i landed here on Saturday. On the contrary, im missing sugita... *sigh* I dreamt about her being murdered and MAN! I WUZ UPSET! though it wuz a freaking nightmare. The second day upon my arival, i dreamt about boxing sugina and about kailash not coming to manipal... Now i am wondering why da heck is my dream evolving around the Kunalans eventhough there is still Surina to complete the whole set. LOLZ~

Basically, India or to be more precise MAN-Nipple isnt that bad afterall. Food are tasty, comes in huge portion (yet i manage to finish every meal squeaky clean), non-pricey for the amount we get here, culture is indeed very diferent! LOVE THE oto(mini-taxi with 3 wheels! and everywhere on the road, vechicles honking at each other substituting indicators) Its irritating when they honk at you but its fun listening to the noise pollution. AM juz hoping that i dont pick up the habit of doing so when I fly back to malaysia. *giggles* And of course there are cows dung everywhere! DKny (real name: LIng DAo YAO which we juz found out one hr before dis) aka one of the sushi guys is a damn poser. Takes picture every corner he goes to...from seeing a cow dung to the coca-cola lorry and the local indian police officer. *gag*

Anywayz, here are a few completely funny terms used in INDIA, I was enlighted:
1) Photosating = Xerox
2) Sew = Stitch

Im pretty excited with almost everything here. Going everywhere including breakfast, lunch and dinner with bunch of sushi guys (yet to get bored of dem) and having one cutie to "cuci mata" LOLZ. EHEM~ Travelling everywhere we want in the oto. We went to the nearest town is called UDUPI (one of our lecturer's name sounds like it-suposedly Ulas Khatam but i changed it to udupi)

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHH~~~~~ i think i have describe more den enuf of india. Next time bloggie, i shall narate! SEE YA! *sob sob* i dont have a proper internet conection here.....

p/s: flying across the ocean and continent was fun! My first time on the plane, My first time experiencing air turbulence, My first time getting outta malaysia (yeah... ive never even been to sigapore man, sad case rite!!!!), first time TRAVELLING Alone!

Motto for the day: "INdia.....ku.. Tanah Tumpahnya MUNTAH ku.."

Only LOve,
Soon-to-be Dr.Sexy Tan (1.07pm india time)

Na Una Kadelikere, Pandi.... (lolz... hopefuly i got the speliing rite)

unposted~ Planet Hollywood

Imagine a younger version of Shah Rukh Khan, SRK. Watching the original SRK on tv screen itself can bring me to cloud nine, wat more is there t ask for when u are looking at the exact photocopy of him? Looking even more energetic and wrinkleless, with that, merge the image wif hottie rob thomas's sexy ass and body. Tattoed on his arm and chest were the symbol of punk!.. Long haired... Voice damn powerful! (make me melt and evaporate lar....damn it) AND the best part was-he owns a KILLER SMILE! He got the style man! Introducing the lead singer of Planet Hollywood's live band!

Only one con so far- hes thin lar. I dun really fancy thin dudes coz they look scrawny and their bones look as if they are gona snap into two, maybe even rapuh habis when u accidentally knock them. Just like how shereen puts it - shrunken apple. But that, she honoured the title to Orlando Bloom which I find it completely ABSURD! How can Orlando Bloom (wifey self-proclaimed boyfren. KEEP SKIN LAR) be comapred to a shrunken apple. Hes not even infinte miles near there!



(unposted directly.)
Occasion: Farewell with Vanessa, Shit Hole and John
Venue: Planet Hollywood
Date: 7th Spetember 2005

Pre-ManNipple (Manipal) Syndrome "PMS"

*sayang my dear bloggie..*

poor thing, I have abandoned it quite long...

Am so packed this whole week... hardly can spend any time with family and even myself... Crap. When will i be able to go steam my another poor dried-up hair? Full appreciation to hair-dye.

But, am thankful i got to spend the whole day with mummy ^-^ It has been a long long long long long (make it another 100 repetitions of "LONG") time since the last mother-daughter outings. Mummy is so funny when she had to bear with my driving. I am a so-called extremist when I got geared up and behind the wheel. Acceleration is an unknown definition to me. And braking system barely comes into contact with my sole unless... the few times of emergency break. Kekekekeke~ And yeah.. lets get back to mummy!!! She made a loud remark every 10 minutes and even told me she tend to apply an invisible brake in the passenger seat. Sorry mummy. *grins* She even told me that all these would have gone to daddy's hearings if and only if shes in talking term with him. wth?? LOLZ...

My Prayers:

If i were a lil brat and useless daughter: dear gracious God... don't ever let them speak ever again to each other till i have my own family built and i dont need money from daddy anymore.

Current position as a daughter: I shall give up anything for them to exchange at least a word in a day............. at least I wana see my family in a piece so that i will rest in peace (RIP) in india. wtf man! But seriously... it is not easy to go through everyday seeing cold war at home for almost a year. (thank gooodness it doesnt affect me daily, only certain occasion like CNY and new years eve)

*blink blink.... droplet of tear maintain within the eye pouch...*

Alright... I am getting all emotional... Thats my family. Yeah.. Surprised huh? Am such a happy-go-lucky gal. Am all screwed up inside. Im proud that I managed to stand strong....

Next.... there goes all my dinner..... All fully reserved by ppl i aint really gonna give a damn in. REPHRASE: "Im going to be extremely busy and I dont even have time for ppl dear to my heart... "

Im angry also becoz i get nothing from her! I AM SOOO ANGRY! i am leaving and she isnt gonna at least do sumtin for me?????? WTH MAN? Wat more when i aint gonna see her for another 1000 centuries to come???? After alll those things i have done. Actually i am more disapointed den angry! Everyday... i waited for THE ultimate sms or msg and yet... i ended up promising others for outings. Tried to allocate one back-up plan in case- That is to take away my family dinner on thurs eve. THAT OSO has been taken by my dad's new business product's shareholder. DAMN! I DUNNO WAT TO DOOO!!!! Time is ticking away. I have a feeling i wouldnt have any time for her. I soo feel like crying. Infact, i juz have COMPLETE utter zero time!!!! I feel damn useless!

Only Love....,
Princess of the Faraway Moon, Princess Serenity... (22.13)

p/s: that is why i havent started packing my bag. coz I feel sick to start it. I noe I will feel it even more. Guess i am avoiding reality....

That's the Way It is (Celine Dion)

I can read your mind

and I know your story

I see what you're going through

It's an uphill climb, and I'm feeling sorry

But I know it will come to you

Don't surrender
'cause you can win
In this thing called love

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

When you question me for a simple answer
I don't know what to say (no)
But it's plain to see, if you stick together
You're gonna find a way, yeah

So don't surrender 'cause you can win
In this thing called love

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

When life is empty with no tomorrow
And loneliness starts to call
Baby, don't worry, forget your sorrow
'Cause love's gonna conquer it all, all

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

That's the way it is
That's the way it is, babe
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it

And that's the way it is.

this song is definitely more semangat than...

"Tanggal seluar dalam kamu...

........bulan 8 beli yang baru"

(a remix of the orignal version of Tanggal 31 by the late Sudirman)

*noting down this song... Kinda significance coz it boosted my
esteem yesterday nite or was it today morning while editing poems....