Who is that Hot Stuff?

a spit of comments.
a groan of aches.
a moment to confuse.
a reason to fight.
a tear to trickle.
an antidote to laugh.
a lameness to feed on.

Its all in here!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Sunsweet


Do not treat Prunes as Snacks!
Do not eat Prunes unless constipation sets in to lock ur anus hole.
Do not eat half box of Sunsweet Prunes in 15 minutes without taking any meal!

........because the consequences are dreaful!
In exactly 2 hours! 120 minutes, the hollow stomach will start growling with a melodious tune cum Linkin Park summer concert. Then, uneasiness starts crawling from the upper part of stomach and the vibe travels down from one end of the Small Intestine to another end into the large bowel. With the intensity of vibe (drumming, knocking, pinching, clanking, churning etc,etc) somehow grow stronger at each bends of the Intestine.
*whisper* I wouldnt wanna imagine the number of bends throughout 6 metres length of Intestine. -.-

Gosh! In no time, you would be running in and out of toilet every split second.

(hold ya' breath and get ready with toilet paper)

Anyone with squatting toilet, prepare a support man! Coz when you are finally done, your calves and thigh will turn squabbly and they can give in to your weight any moment.

Trust me, IT IS JUST PLAIN SMELLY occurance! It ain't sunny nor sweet as the name indicate.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

~Nice~

I am thankful that life has brought me till today...
Because today is exceptionally tranquil...
The ripples in the air... not the slightest turbulence...
The flow of my emotions did not show any sign of turbity...

*take in a full cup of air* WHOAAAA!

Love,
Sulin Tan (23.02) ^^

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Life & Playground

I think it is times up for speeding through life lately... A need to stop, breathe and analyze a few things that has been a lil of a bother to me. This might be essential if not the best thing to do right now...

Life as it seems has always depicture everything you need to learn, know and be aware of... Be it subconciously, accidentally, destinied or being forced to acknowledge those general basics about life, the responsibilties lie upon us. Basically, life is like a foreign language. We have to take them in and do the rest of the translation ourselves. When first exposed to, it sounds really complicated and nevertheless the crappiest, ridiculous, super hardest thing on the surface of earth. Only the irony is, life evolves around the planet itself, so, i think i have to compare the level of difficulties to be the hardest thing in the universe. *grumbles* Anyways, some of us actually learn it fast enough to avoid the reccurence, some go really really slow...

But the best part about life is, once it is partially understood, it is as easy as ABC. *hurrays*

Good enough, now, how many of us actually treat life as playground? How many of us when fall down, cry, stand up and are ready to continue running? How many of us do not give up playing hide and seek? How many of us got so hooked up in the playground and are adamant to take a break from the excitement? And how many ended up feeling extremely exhausted? And what about this? Fighting for the most expensive toys and rides? Yes... If u understand what i am saying, then you would want to ask yourselves too... Do you laugh like those children you see in the innocent teritory... And do you forget about fight that happened as recent as 30 seconds ago and then continue to have fun?

Break a leg and start praying to see urself as such! Because, we cant. I cant. Neither are you capable of doing so. I admit, I am complicated, I treat my life as complex as my volatile feelings and emotions. I cannot seem to understand the basis behind it. I live to question and I also live to question those questions. In which i do not obtain an answer towards the end of the day.

Thus, i personally think that if you are kept away from certain knowledge, it doesnt mean you are stupid. But be thankful, because you blessed from getting all tangled up in a mesh work of complication. And hey, it was a smart move to avoid getting involved too! So, is there an actual margin to draw between the difference of stupidity and a smarty ass? (and yes i have something to say to rebut what i have just said! gosh... it is nverending...)



Friday, November 24, 2006

CRAP

C-R-A-P spells my mood for the day.
Apart from feeling the ultimatum of crappiness, nothing has succesfully entertained me!

*clap hands*
So, i am a crappy girl today!

TOP 5 crappy events of the week! :

disorientated.
juggling too many things at a time.
temporary and partially paralysed.
socially unstable.
pms.
i-dont-know-what-is-wrong.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

miss swollen knee


A long legs i've got...

A liability i have to bear...


HOW MANY time am i going to detach my joint and loosen it so it can hang helplessly like a freaking impotent penis?! WTF!


But maybe! juz... maybe, it is a gift of an angel in disguised! Because the next time i hop to any shopping mall back home, I can legally and legislatively zoom and park at the "DISABLED" parking lot.
NO GUILT! NO second thoughts!
It is like really near to the elevator/escalator, right?! WOOTS! Plus, i dont have to go through the trouble encircling the multiple storey of basement over and over again searching for a pathetic lot.


(but well... that applies only if i can still walk >.<)


haih.... gosh! this is like the 5th time i sprain my antero medial of my knee joint!!!!

:: view from myself ::

:: with flash- looks bigger wor... ::

:: saw dat?! side view ::

:: aih... Sexay~ no more... T.T ::

tSUtSUgamushi

i somehow find this particular name very interesting :

TSUTSUGAMUSHI!

probably it sounds like SuSu. So, instead of spelling it S-U-S-U, now it can be tsu-tsu!

By the way, it is a name of a bug of a deadly disease. Thus, if you are lucky enough to catch this bug, it would be cool to say,
"Hey, dude, I've got tsutsugamushi in me." (with an ummph while saying it)
Rather then sounding like a sick person, now you sound like some martial art master or kungfu sifu who fire a power as tremendous as double TSUnami+GAruda+SHInigami! WTF!?

Monday, November 20, 2006

Make Peace V(^_^)

why quarel over unnecessary issues?
why friends becomes foe?
why dont we see the world as children do...?


why let...

Disappoinment! Devastation! Anger! Hatred! Vengeance! Destruction!
consumed us...?


because when heartaches turns into monstrous scar, the process is irrerversible...
why allow that...? when you can make a difference to smoother the baby inferno...
the choice is yours..

Make peace...? I do not know anymore...

I AM DEFEATED!

enjoy the videoclip below...


Bubbly Scooty

My scooty has been discharged...



Personal Information

name : Bubble (nick named-mickey with white ears)

brand : Sapphire

plate number : Ka 20 L 1962

colour : Pearl White

accesories : HRC exoz pipe

owner : duh~!


I'll let the pictures do the talking then.



:: front view ::



:: side view ::

:: back view ::


:: da cool exoz ::

Saturday, November 18, 2006

i say:

"i am as dumb as the goldfish in your tank!"


*blurpp~*


Friday, November 10, 2006

Attention Seeker

People often sucumb to depression which leads to self destruction soon after realising that theres nowhere to run.
Diving head on from the cliff... they are too coward for it.
Bitching about problems to friends (enemy-to-be) becomes an exhausting routine.

Wallowing in self pity by smoking, sloshing down hazardous whisky, rum, vodkas... sounds good.
I bet thats what we tend to do when we are about to let loose from the whole suppresion period.

gaga! I do that to, i dont mind admitting it. Juz felt like saying sumtin about it here.
Btw, i lost my purse, all thanks to my high genius IQ.